Here at nothing.delivery, we ship high-quality nothing to your home or business. Unlike our competitors—who actually deliver something—we send you the bare minimum that the USPS allows us to send. If you're in need of absolutely nothing, place an order today.
We offer a simple, affordable pricing model—so that you can order absolutely nothing at a price that's right for you.
Read reviews from our satisfied customers.
With the rise in consumerism, instant gratification, and materialism, I was delighted to see that there was finally a product available for us minimalists. While I am normally a patient buyer, I needed my nothing soon, and was pleased to see that there was an expedited option. The payment was quick and easy, and I sat back and waited for my nothing to arrive.
About twelve hours after placing the order, I received a shipment notification from USPS. That was a bit odd, but I figured it would be something else. After all, I get a lot of mail. Right?
Much to my dismay, the tracking information indicated that the label had been created in "Noplace, Nowhere." This alone wouldn't have been a problem, but upon closer inspection, I realized the shipping weight listed as ninety-three pounds.
That was certainly a hefty nothing.
I figured perhaps another shipment would follow with -93 pounds, and that this was some software glitch.
But it was not so. Three days after placing my order (in nothing.delivery's defense, this was was well within the deluxe shipment window), a large crate of bananas appeared at my doorstep with "nothing.delivery" emblazoned on the crate.
I called customer service, but nobody answered. Clearly, this was not meant to happen.
I would give this zero stars if I could.
four stars ive had bettetr
They shipped two. Not a problem, but someone should fix it before they go bankrupt.
Nothing was cheaper before the pandemic, but the quality is still there.
"Nothing" is an ADDRESS LABEL. "Nothing" is NOT an entire 93-pound CRATE of BANANAS arriving at my doorstep with NO WARNING. I called customer support and asked them for a return authorization. They said that NOTHING was returnable. I immediately hung up. I am so angry at the turmoil that nothing has put me and my upper middle class family through in these already trying times. If anyone wants any bananas please email me at [redacted], just pay shipping. "Thanks."
it wasn't the color I ordered but that's fine
I know my address, but the confirmation is always nice
Nothing will fill the void in your soul, as it did mine. Initially I had a problem with my order (somehow ended up with a box of bananas which were delicious btw) but their responsive customer service team promptly settled the issue and within days I had Nothing on my doorstep. I highly recommend leaning on Nothing for support in these trying times.
There's nothing quite like it
Ordering absolutely nothing is new to some people—and that's okay! Hopefully this section can answer some
of your questions. If you need any more information, contact us at nothing@tris.fyi.
You will receive an address label. Since we are delivering nothing, we do need to attach an address label. Aside from the address label, you will receive absolutely nothing.
Please note that you will NOT receive a crate of bananas. A supplier issue previously resulted in some customers receiving a crate of bananas instead of nothing. This issue has been resolved. Thank you for being a valued customer.
I don't know, but there's clearly a market for it.
First, you pay us. Then, we ship you nothing (except for an address label, as specified above).
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